In this, our inaugural lesson, we will delve into the basics of vagueness. Vagueness, in its purest form, is the art of making the complex seem simple, yet the simple seem complex.
It requires a delicate balance of words, a dash of confusion, and a pinch of bewilderment. To master the art of vagueness, one must first understand the fundamental principles:
Join us next time on The Art of Ostentatiousness for the next lesson in our series.